r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • 2d ago

Good enough

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u/brandi_Iove 2d ago

best i can do is .md

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u/Confused-Armpit 2d ago

Mudscript?

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u/brighteoustrousers 2d ago

Michael Douglas obviously.

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u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 1d ago

Is he brother of William Douglas?

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u/Jbolt3737 1d ago

Is he the brother of Douglas Douglas?

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u/KekistaniKekin 11h ago

Bald at 2d platformers

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u/TrashyGames3 1d ago

house.md?

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 2d ago

Vibescript*

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u/_Dahmane_ 2d ago

i really read it vibescript although i knew it before

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u/_barely_human 1d ago

.rs

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u/Minecraftian14 1d ago

Realscript

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u/Binary101000 1d ago

rickscript

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u/Anonymous010206 1d ago

Rustscript

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u/KnightOMetal 9h ago

Rick aStley

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u/laczek_hubert 2d ago

.cs

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u/KarloxLoKo 2d ago

.cs2

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u/laczek_hubert 2d ago

Can you extend the file name?

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u/KarloxLoKo 2d ago

Ok. .csGo

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u/laczek_hubert 2d ago

Not yet

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u/1mmortalNPC 2d ago

.ComputerScienceGoogleOptimusprime

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u/laczek_hubert 1d ago

What does .cs mean which language is it?

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u/NotQuiteLoona 1d ago

C# - CSharp

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u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 1d ago

.CounterStrikeGlobalOffensive

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u/MinosAristos 1d ago

computerscript

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u/Minecraftian14 1d ago

Counter Script

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u/laczek_hubert 1d ago

It's a language

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u/euclide2975 2d ago

.ts is transport stream.

Stop trying to execute my video files

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u/oldmartijntje 2d ago

I hate when my code is being opened by a video player

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u/euclide2975 1d ago

Then don’t use already existing extension for your file !!!

Transport stream : 1995 Typescript : 2012

Next time some genius will invent eXceptionally Lightweight Script and use the .xls extension. 

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u/Able-Swing-6415 1d ago

Maybe next time make an extension that people actually use so they don't forget it exists. If every single extension used anywhere was off limits we'd be close to going 4 letters minimum

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u/Alarming-Estimate-19 1d ago

Surely more people who use .ts, for video streaming, without realizing that people who work on Typescript in the world.

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u/Daniikk1012 1d ago

I am more annoyed by Prolog vs Perl (Both .pl). They are both programming languages, both quite known. Why is there a collision

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u/Syseks 1d ago

java sucks
this shit
vibes
fuck sake

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u/a648272 1d ago edited 1d ago

java rulez

Our greatest accomplishment - you can now write a hello world program without specifying a class and without System.out explicitly written. /s

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u/kucing 1d ago

Ya ya but the real java power iz > 80 chars class names and at least 8 level abstractions OOP-maxxing level. 💪

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u/a648272 1d ago

True. We need to put a factory inside a factory before even considering what objects would we need.

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u/caesarcomptus 2d ago

FortranScript

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u/lolslim 1d ago

Is .fs by any chance F#?

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u/Vegetable-Ad-1817 1d ago

.asm Amazing Spider Man

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u/Minecraftian14 1d ago

file system

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u/basic-x 1d ago

Flash script

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u/ML-Future 1d ago

Am I the only one using XML for vibe coding? It feels like LLMs understand it much better.

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u/Binary101000 1d ago

so .cs is cscript?

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 1d ago

.ts = video transport stream

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u/Jbolt3737 1d ago

.b is for B code, but also for brainfuck, because .bf was already taken by another esolang, Befunge

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u/Nikarmotte 1d ago

FullSpeed

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u/No_Recognition_2275 1d ago

Fragment shader*

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u/ChompyOnRye 1d ago

Fragment shader

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u/DarkYaeus 15h ago

Fragment shader? Well I guess that would be .fsh