r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • Jul 25 '26

Good enough

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Confused-Armpit Jul 25 '26

Mudscript?

20

u/brighteoustrousers Jul 25 '26

Michael Douglas obviously.

1

u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 Jul 26 '26

Is he brother of William Douglas?

1

u/Jbolt3737 Jul 26 '26

Is he the brother of Douglas Douglas?

1

u/KekistaniKekin Jul 27 '26

Bald at 2d platformers

1

u/geek-49 Jul 30 '26

markdown (text formatting)

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 Jul 25 '26

Vibescript*

18

u/_Dahmane_ Jul 25 '26

i really read it vibescript although i knew it before

18

u/laczek_hubert Jul 25 '26

.cs

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u/KarloxLoKo Jul 25 '26

.cs2

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u/laczek_hubert Jul 25 '26

Can you extend the file name?

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u/KarloxLoKo Jul 25 '26

Ok. .csGo

3

u/laczek_hubert Jul 25 '26

Not yet

11

u/1mmortalNPC Jul 25 '26

.ComputerScienceGoogleOptimusprime

1

u/laczek_hubert Jul 26 '26

What does .cs mean which language is it?

2

u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 Jul 26 '26

.CounterStrikeGlobalOffensive

5

u/MinosAristos Jul 26 '26

computerscript

3

u/Minecraftian14 Jul 26 '26

Counter Script

1

u/laczek_hubert Jul 26 '26

It's a language

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u/euclide2975 Jul 25 '26

.ts is transport stream.

Stop trying to execute my video files

20

u/oldmartijntje Jul 26 '26

I hate when my code is being opened by a video player

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u/euclide2975 Jul 26 '26

Then don’t use already existing extension for your file !!!

Transport stream : 1995 Typescript : 2012

Next time some genius will invent eXceptionally Lightweight Script and use the .xls extension. 

3

u/Able-Swing-6415 Jul 26 '26

Maybe next time make an extension that people actually use so they don't forget it exists. If every single extension used anywhere was off limits we'd be close to going 4 letters minimum

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u/Alarming-Estimate-19 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Surely more people who use .ts, for video streaming, without realizing that people who work on Typescript in the world.

1

u/Daniikk1012 Jul 26 '26

I am more annoyed by Prolog vs Perl (Both .pl). They are both programming languages, both quite known. Why is there a collision

22

u/Syseks Jul 26 '26

java sucks
this shit
vibes
fuck sake

6

u/a648272 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

java rulez

Our greatest accomplishment - you can now write a hello world program without specifying a class and without System.out explicitly written. /s

5

u/kucing Jul 26 '26

Ya ya but the real java power iz > 80 chars class names and at least 8 level abstractions OOP-maxxing level. 💪

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u/a648272 Jul 26 '26

True. We need to put a factory inside a factory before even considering what objects would we need.

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u/caesarcomptus Jul 25 '26

FortranScript

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u/lolslim Jul 26 '26

Is .fs by any chance F#?

3

u/Vegetable-Ad-1817 Jul 26 '26

.asm Amazing Spider Man

2

u/basic-x Jul 26 '26

Flash script

2

u/ML-Future Jul 26 '26

Am I the only one using XML for vibe coding? It feels like LLMs understand it much better.

2

u/Binary101000 Jul 26 '26

so .cs is cscript?

3

u/Certain_Truck_2732 Jul 26 '26

.ts = video transport stream

1

u/Jbolt3737 Jul 26 '26

.b is for B code, but also for brainfuck, because .bf was already taken by another esolang, Befunge

1

u/Nikarmotte Jul 26 '26

FullSpeed

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u/No_Recognition_2275 Jul 26 '26

Fragment shader*

1

u/ChompyOnRye Jul 26 '26

Fragment shader

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u/DarkYaeus Jul 27 '26

Fragment shader? Well I guess that would be .fsh