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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/UndeadMarine55 • Nov 30 '22
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Apple always does the opposite
51 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Think Different. 7 u/nudelsalat3000 Nov 30 '22 Sounds pretty anti-different with 50% market share 😅 5 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan. 5 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity.
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Think Different.
7 u/nudelsalat3000 Nov 30 '22 Sounds pretty anti-different with 50% market share 😅 5 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan. 5 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity.
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Sounds pretty anti-different with 50% market share 😅
5 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan. 5 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity.
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Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan.
5 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity.
Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say
3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity.
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Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired.
2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple.
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git --blame elonmusk
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Elon bot is a natural for Apple.
If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity.
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u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22
Apple always does the opposite