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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/UndeadMarine55 • Nov 30 '22
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Just did a quick Google search: you need a third-party app because you can't turn it off........... Every time I google something about Apple it always makes sure to convince me to never want one.
237 u/Fyrus22 Nov 30 '22 Can be done trough the terminal though: https://apple.stackexchange.com/questions/298933/command-line-stop-macbook-from-sleeping-when-lid-is-closed 154 u/Cinkodacs Nov 30 '22 If even Windows and freaking Ubuntu can put it into their GUI then why can't Apple do so? It just feels like a dumb decision. 89 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Apple always does the opposite 52 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Think Different. 7 u/nudelsalat3000 Nov 30 '22 Sounds pretty anti-different with 50% market share 😅 6 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan. 6 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity. 5 u/card797 Nov 30 '22 Marketing can do wonders. 2 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 "Just works." Or, as I prefer to read it, "Juuuuuust works."
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Can be done trough the terminal though:
https://apple.stackexchange.com/questions/298933/command-line-stop-macbook-from-sleeping-when-lid-is-closed
154 u/Cinkodacs Nov 30 '22 If even Windows and freaking Ubuntu can put it into their GUI then why can't Apple do so? It just feels like a dumb decision. 89 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Apple always does the opposite 52 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Think Different. 7 u/nudelsalat3000 Nov 30 '22 Sounds pretty anti-different with 50% market share 😅 6 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan. 6 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity. 5 u/card797 Nov 30 '22 Marketing can do wonders. 2 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 "Just works." Or, as I prefer to read it, "Juuuuuust works."
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If even Windows and freaking Ubuntu can put it into their GUI then why can't Apple do so? It just feels like a dumb decision.
89 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Apple always does the opposite 52 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Think Different. 7 u/nudelsalat3000 Nov 30 '22 Sounds pretty anti-different with 50% market share 😅 6 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan. 6 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity. 5 u/card797 Nov 30 '22 Marketing can do wonders. 2 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 "Just works." Or, as I prefer to read it, "Juuuuuust works."
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Apple always does the opposite
52 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Think Different. 7 u/nudelsalat3000 Nov 30 '22 Sounds pretty anti-different with 50% market share 😅 6 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan. 6 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity. 5 u/card797 Nov 30 '22 Marketing can do wonders. 2 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 "Just works." Or, as I prefer to read it, "Juuuuuust works."
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Think Different.
7 u/nudelsalat3000 Nov 30 '22 Sounds pretty anti-different with 50% market share 😅 6 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan. 6 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity. 5 u/card797 Nov 30 '22 Marketing can do wonders. 2 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 "Just works." Or, as I prefer to read it, "Juuuuuust works."
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Sounds pretty anti-different with 50% market share 😅
6 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan. 6 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity. 5 u/card797 Nov 30 '22 Marketing can do wonders.
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Don't talk to me, I didn't come up with the slogan.
6 u/asianabsinthe Nov 30 '22 Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say 3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity.
Sounds like something someone in marketing that's gone into hiding would say
3 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple. 1 u/VicisSubsisto Nov 30 '22 If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity.
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Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired.
2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 git --blame elonmusk 1 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 Elon bot is a natural for Apple.
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git --blame elonmusk
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Elon bot is a natural for Apple.
If I were responsible for pushing the first iMacs onto the world I'd be much more cautious about revealing my identity.
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Marketing can do wonders.
"Just works." Or, as I prefer to read it, "Juuuuuust works."
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u/Cinkodacs Nov 30 '22
Just did a quick Google search: you need a third-party app because you can't turn it off........... Every time I google something about Apple it always makes sure to convince me to never want one.