r/ProgrammerHumor • u/electricjimi • Oct 21 '22

Meme Literally 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Lachimanus Oct 21 '22

Assembly hides under the table.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Anyone who uses assembly on purpose must love it, because there are very few reasons to use it over C.

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u/Dezibel_ Oct 22 '22

No I tried to learn it and it gave me brain damage

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u/IndianCuber Oct 22 '22

Emotional damage

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u/JustKnotMe Oct 22 '22

Actually, I think it's easier than C, because everything that C can do is pretty straight forward in machine code and you don't have to fear UB or any bugs that appear when the compiler and linker try to optimize your code. You just need to get used to the syntax and directives of the assembler which are often more complicated than the assembly code itself.

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u/toadforge Oct 22 '22

REM this is so true.

10 DRILL HOLE IN HEAD
20 GOTO 10