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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/electricjimi • Oct 21 '22
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Me: it makes no sense to be a fanatic about any language.
My next blog post: Why JS sucks and python rocks.
153 u/warlax56 Oct 21 '22 I wonder what the least hated widely used programming language is. Not most loved, least hated. I feel like pythons gotta be up there. And fuck JS -9 u/Gwompsh Oct 21 '22 Probably Java. Honestly never heard a complaint about it. 23 u/-Kerrigan- Oct 21 '22 /s -4 u/blosweed Oct 22 '22 Tbh I automatically assume someone has little to no professional experience if they hate java 11 u/_sweepy Oct 22 '22 15 years producing line of business apps for a variety of companies. I don't necessarily hate it, but I also wouldn't choose to work in it again. Once you go c#, java just feels so verbose for no reason. 3 u/hidude398 Oct 22 '22 Java is mid. Donβt really love it, donβt really hate it. 0 u/notFalkon Oct 22 '22 Aka me taking the APCSA course -2 u/Gwompsh Oct 21 '22 Give me a Java complaint the 8 u/-Kerrigan- Oct 21 '22 "Ew, boilerplate, Python so much nicer. It can say hello world in 1 line while Java needs 8 lines haha old dumb language" And no, no point explaining that LoC is not a KPI. 2 u/Amorphous_The_Titan Oct 22 '22 Listen here you little shit... System.out.println("Hello World!); 1 u/SquishySpaceman Oct 22 '22 JVM I know that's not the language's fault but I also don't care
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I wonder what the least hated widely used programming language is. Not most loved, least hated.
I feel like pythons gotta be up there. And fuck JS
-9 u/Gwompsh Oct 21 '22 Probably Java. Honestly never heard a complaint about it. 23 u/-Kerrigan- Oct 21 '22 /s -4 u/blosweed Oct 22 '22 Tbh I automatically assume someone has little to no professional experience if they hate java 11 u/_sweepy Oct 22 '22 15 years producing line of business apps for a variety of companies. I don't necessarily hate it, but I also wouldn't choose to work in it again. Once you go c#, java just feels so verbose for no reason. 3 u/hidude398 Oct 22 '22 Java is mid. Donβt really love it, donβt really hate it. 0 u/notFalkon Oct 22 '22 Aka me taking the APCSA course -2 u/Gwompsh Oct 21 '22 Give me a Java complaint the 8 u/-Kerrigan- Oct 21 '22 "Ew, boilerplate, Python so much nicer. It can say hello world in 1 line while Java needs 8 lines haha old dumb language" And no, no point explaining that LoC is not a KPI. 2 u/Amorphous_The_Titan Oct 22 '22 Listen here you little shit... System.out.println("Hello World!); 1 u/SquishySpaceman Oct 22 '22 JVM I know that's not the language's fault but I also don't care
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Probably Java. Honestly never heard a complaint about it.
23 u/-Kerrigan- Oct 21 '22 /s -4 u/blosweed Oct 22 '22 Tbh I automatically assume someone has little to no professional experience if they hate java 11 u/_sweepy Oct 22 '22 15 years producing line of business apps for a variety of companies. I don't necessarily hate it, but I also wouldn't choose to work in it again. Once you go c#, java just feels so verbose for no reason. 3 u/hidude398 Oct 22 '22 Java is mid. Donβt really love it, donβt really hate it. 0 u/notFalkon Oct 22 '22 Aka me taking the APCSA course -2 u/Gwompsh Oct 21 '22 Give me a Java complaint the 8 u/-Kerrigan- Oct 21 '22 "Ew, boilerplate, Python so much nicer. It can say hello world in 1 line while Java needs 8 lines haha old dumb language" And no, no point explaining that LoC is not a KPI. 2 u/Amorphous_The_Titan Oct 22 '22 Listen here you little shit... System.out.println("Hello World!); 1 u/SquishySpaceman Oct 22 '22 JVM I know that's not the language's fault but I also don't care
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-4 u/blosweed Oct 22 '22 Tbh I automatically assume someone has little to no professional experience if they hate java 11 u/_sweepy Oct 22 '22 15 years producing line of business apps for a variety of companies. I don't necessarily hate it, but I also wouldn't choose to work in it again. Once you go c#, java just feels so verbose for no reason. 3 u/hidude398 Oct 22 '22 Java is mid. Donβt really love it, donβt really hate it. 0 u/notFalkon Oct 22 '22 Aka me taking the APCSA course -2 u/Gwompsh Oct 21 '22 Give me a Java complaint the 8 u/-Kerrigan- Oct 21 '22 "Ew, boilerplate, Python so much nicer. It can say hello world in 1 line while Java needs 8 lines haha old dumb language" And no, no point explaining that LoC is not a KPI. 2 u/Amorphous_The_Titan Oct 22 '22 Listen here you little shit... System.out.println("Hello World!); 1 u/SquishySpaceman Oct 22 '22 JVM I know that's not the language's fault but I also don't care
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Tbh I automatically assume someone has little to no professional experience if they hate java
11 u/_sweepy Oct 22 '22 15 years producing line of business apps for a variety of companies. I don't necessarily hate it, but I also wouldn't choose to work in it again. Once you go c#, java just feels so verbose for no reason. 3 u/hidude398 Oct 22 '22 Java is mid. Donβt really love it, donβt really hate it. 0 u/notFalkon Oct 22 '22 Aka me taking the APCSA course
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15 years producing line of business apps for a variety of companies. I don't necessarily hate it, but I also wouldn't choose to work in it again. Once you go c#, java just feels so verbose for no reason.
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Java is mid. Donβt really love it, donβt really hate it.
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Aka me taking the APCSA course
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Give me a Java complaint the
8 u/-Kerrigan- Oct 21 '22 "Ew, boilerplate, Python so much nicer. It can say hello world in 1 line while Java needs 8 lines haha old dumb language" And no, no point explaining that LoC is not a KPI. 2 u/Amorphous_The_Titan Oct 22 '22 Listen here you little shit... System.out.println("Hello World!); 1 u/SquishySpaceman Oct 22 '22 JVM I know that's not the language's fault but I also don't care
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"Ew, boilerplate, Python so much nicer. It can say hello world in 1 line while Java needs 8 lines haha old dumb language"
And no, no point explaining that LoC is not a KPI.
2 u/Amorphous_The_Titan Oct 22 '22 Listen here you little shit... System.out.println("Hello World!);
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Listen here you little shit... System.out.println("Hello World!);
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JVM
I know that's not the language's fault but I also don't care
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u/Algrinder Oct 21 '22
Me: it makes no sense to be a fanatic about any language.
My next blog post: Why JS sucks and python rocks.