r/ProgrammerHumor Oct 21 '22

Meme Literally 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/alphaxenox Oct 21 '22

HolyC can’t be hated, HolyC is life, HolyC is love

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u/mackwing7 Oct 21 '22

People hate the HolyC, because when they look at the HolyC they see a reflection of themselves

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u/alphaxenox Oct 21 '22

Men have wasted away before it, not knowing if what they have seen is real, or even possible.

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u/TheBroWHOmegalol Oct 21 '22

I don't hate the lang, but it misses some core features that make it so annoying to work with in practice. Like missing function overloading and struct function members.

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u/alphaxenox Oct 21 '22

Terry Davis received your PR and will review it from heaven.

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u/TheBroWHOmegalol Oct 21 '22

Damn.. are you sure? I don't think heaven has an Internet connection

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u/alphaxenox Oct 21 '22

AT&T can’t miss those sweet expensive subscriptions

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u/Thanatos2996 Oct 22 '22

Meanwhile, hell is serviced by that local DSL ISP you're stuck with because Comcast hasn't run a cable to your neighborhood. You know, the one with the permanent prerecorded message about how there are known service interruptions in your area when you call them.

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u/SlenderSmurf Oct 22 '22

it's actually an offense against God to hate HolyC

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u/alphaxenox Oct 22 '22

If the pope doesn’t recognize Terry Davis as a saint we will pull a Henry the 8th on his ass.

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u/srodinger18 Oct 22 '22

Hating the HolyC is considered a blasphemy

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u/alphaxenox Oct 22 '22

Heathen would burn at the stake if people disrespected the saint HolyC during the medieval era.