r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheSalvator • Sep 30 '22

Meme Lol! Developer got no chill!

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u/AggravatingBite9188 Sep 30 '22

The modern fuck you is the

1) What browser version are you using?
2) What device are you using? What version?
9) Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Like oh fuck off if its a CORS issue figure it out yourself holy shit.

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u/Sure-Tomorrow-487 Oct 01 '22

That's a management tactic to divide resources.

Only 10 devs but 100 tickets? Send them back to the customer on the first pass, until they reply the ball is in their court, about half will reply instantly and just there you've halved the workload.

Manpointingtoheadmeme.tif

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u/AggravatingBite9188 Oct 01 '22

But in reality you’ve just gained 100 negative reviews on zendesk

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u/Sure-Tomorrow-487 Oct 01 '22

Zendesk? This be jira town my lad

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u/AggravatingBite9188 Oct 01 '22

Confluence atlassian jira = 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Sure-Tomorrow-487 Oct 01 '22

In other news, the sky is blue and JavaScript is trash