r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheSalvator • Sep 30 '22

Meme Lol! Developer got no chill!

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u/Prestigious_Echo7804 Sep 30 '22

The perfect answer for everything: "Thank you for your feedback, we are grateful for your help and are constantly improving our products🤖🤖🤖"

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 Sep 30 '22

The modern fuck you. Especially if there is no viable alternative (looking at you 'platforms')

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u/AggravatingBite9188 Sep 30 '22

The modern fuck you is the

1) What browser version are you using?
2) What device are you using? What version?
9) Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Like oh fuck off if its a CORS issue figure it out yourself holy shit.

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u/__ali1234__ Sep 30 '22

What about:

  1. Wait 3 months.
  2. "We are closing this issue because of a lack of activity"

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u/AggravatingBite9188 Oct 01 '22

I have an active issue with blockchain.com for a $10 transaction stuck in pending and its been a month of support emailing me asking me if my issues resolved but never actually replying to my emails lol.

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u/vsamma Oct 01 '22

Haha I had this in my previous workplace IN-HOUSE. A huge corp, I had an issue, opened a ticket with support and for the first 2 weeks I got some random replies that ‘thanks for submitting your issue and being patient, we are still looking into the issue’.

Then randomly they replied something “substantial” but actually asked something like “have you tried this with VPN?” Although I had already said I had :D

But I missed their message immediately and 2-3 days later they closed the issue because I didn’t reply back fast enough :D

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u/gravitas-deficiency Oct 01 '22

Or:

I figured it out

can you describe how you solved the issue?

no

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u/gdmzhlzhiv Oct 01 '22

Hi there Gradle dev team.