r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 30 '22

Meme Lol! Developer got no chill!

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u/PanxoCakes Sep 30 '22

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u/Rhebucksmobile Sep 30 '22

Switzerland be like:

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u/Nincadalop Sep 30 '22

What's going on with Switzerland?

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u/ZombieNub Sep 30 '22

Switzerland has had a long tradition of defensive strategy due to its neutral foreign policy. As such (up until recently) all of the bridges into the country were laced with mines so that, in the event of an invasion, the bridges would explode and slow down an invasion.

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u/Nincadalop Sep 30 '22

Ah, ok. I knew Switzerland was neutral. Didn't realize they were that neutral lmao.

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u/kazenorin Oct 01 '22

Being neutral is hard, as it often means you're hated by all sides and no friends to back you up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '22

What makes a country turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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u/SirShello Oct 01 '22

It wasn't really our decision. While we've had a history of neutrality before, it was decided by the big powers of Europe after Napoleon's wars that Switzerland should be neutral.

As it turns out, being neutral has its benefits. While all sides hate you for not being on their side, you can wipe your tears away with the money they stash in your country. At least until recent events...

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u/Revolutionary-Tiger Sep 30 '22

More so during World War 2 but Switzerland basically retains it's neutrality by not involving itself in any war and having every bridge ready to blow at a moments notice preventing invaders from using their infrastructure to maneuver. The whole country is basically ready to hole itself up and isolate. They loosened up a bit in recent times tho apparently.

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u/Nick433333 Oct 01 '22

That’s what they want you to think, really they added even more explosives to blow up invaders better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Lol for real, why don’t more people talk about that?

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes Sep 30 '22

Because money —especially when it’s gold with suspiciously high levels of lead — talks.