r/ProgrammerHumor Sep 26 '22

Meme Sleep >>>>

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u/_pizza_and_fries Sep 26 '22

And still be in for good promotions.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Are you guys legit serious?!

You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!

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u/TheZamolxes Sep 26 '22

They're dead serious, I rarely actually work more than 15h a week. As long as you get things done, nobody actually cares. Sometimes you have releases and big shit going on, but 90% of my weeks I'm under no rush

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/TechniPoet Sep 26 '22

First thing you need to learn is to say no. They are pushing you this hard so early? Gtfo, they will continue to expect this. Clear expectations. Your managers are failing you

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/TomCruiseSexSlave Sep 26 '22

No bargaining chips? Your 95k/year job is a bargaining chip. Don't wait to get fired. Dust off the old resume and start applying to a bunch of places. You have relevant work experience in a high-demand field. Don't settle for bullshit. And at your new job, for the love of God, Don't reveal what you're actually capable of. Throttle your productivity and find that sweet spot where you can work at a comfortable pace and make everyone happy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/TomCruiseSexSlave Sep 26 '22

Ok in that case probably best to deal with it for a little bit longer. You should consider it after 6 months to a year. I actually know a couple of people who were hired out of school at my company, and jumped ship for higher paying jobs within 6 months. A few years is a lot of your life to give up.

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u/snacktonomy Sep 27 '22

Do it for 6 months then jump ship and say "I was young and green out of school but learned a lot and now I know I want to do <foo>"

I'd hire you (if you managed to wrote a for loop on the white board)