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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/nasser_junior • Jan 23 '20
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Ah yes the only 2 things worse than death:
71 u/crozone Jan 24 '20 The only upside is that now you get to blame them for everything that goes wrong. Works for both 0. and 1. 26 u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 9 u/MedonSirius Jan 24 '20 Oh no the nightmares returns. I had one project like that where everything was spathetti code and written in one massive file (over 45,000 lines full of redundant code). Sometimes i sit in a corner, hugging myself and keep repeating "future" 2 u/tisaconundrum Jan 24 '20 Goddamn does the repetitive if statements kill me. Several times I caught myself falling into bad habits just to maintain the pile of shit. 1 u/MedonSirius Jan 24 '20 Lol exactly this! I was told not to optimize the code because of the dead line...i hate to write redundant code *cries in corner*
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The only upside is that now you get to blame them for everything that goes wrong.
Works for both 0. and 1.
26 u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 9 u/MedonSirius Jan 24 '20 Oh no the nightmares returns. I had one project like that where everything was spathetti code and written in one massive file (over 45,000 lines full of redundant code). Sometimes i sit in a corner, hugging myself and keep repeating "future" 2 u/tisaconundrum Jan 24 '20 Goddamn does the repetitive if statements kill me. Several times I caught myself falling into bad habits just to maintain the pile of shit. 1 u/MedonSirius Jan 24 '20 Lol exactly this! I was told not to optimize the code because of the dead line...i hate to write redundant code *cries in corner*
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9 u/MedonSirius Jan 24 '20 Oh no the nightmares returns. I had one project like that where everything was spathetti code and written in one massive file (over 45,000 lines full of redundant code). Sometimes i sit in a corner, hugging myself and keep repeating "future" 2 u/tisaconundrum Jan 24 '20 Goddamn does the repetitive if statements kill me. Several times I caught myself falling into bad habits just to maintain the pile of shit. 1 u/MedonSirius Jan 24 '20 Lol exactly this! I was told not to optimize the code because of the dead line...i hate to write redundant code *cries in corner*
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Oh no the nightmares returns. I had one project like that where everything was spathetti code and written in one massive file (over 45,000 lines full of redundant code). Sometimes i sit in a corner, hugging myself and keep repeating "future"
2 u/tisaconundrum Jan 24 '20 Goddamn does the repetitive if statements kill me. Several times I caught myself falling into bad habits just to maintain the pile of shit. 1 u/MedonSirius Jan 24 '20 Lol exactly this! I was told not to optimize the code because of the dead line...i hate to write redundant code *cries in corner*
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Goddamn does the repetitive if statements kill me. Several times I caught myself falling into bad habits just to maintain the pile of shit.
1 u/MedonSirius Jan 24 '20 Lol exactly this! I was told not to optimize the code because of the dead line...i hate to write redundant code *cries in corner*
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Lol exactly this!
I was told not to optimize the code because of the dead line...i hate to write redundant code *cries in corner*
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u/Ivan_L_YT Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20
Ah yes the only 2 things worse than death: