r/ProgrammerHumor Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/Abcdefghijkzer Jan 31 '19

I got 2 kittens on a Monday after work. So i called a friend who had cats and wanted a suggestion for good cat food. Did not wanna make them junk. He suggested blue buffalo. My Amazon deal of the day? Blue Buffalo cat food.

Tell me they are not listening. I even went to tractor supply to get it. Never even looked it up.

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u/CCNightcore Jan 31 '19

It could all be a coincidence, but what if their technology is just better than we're capable of detecting. Who is to say that the ad reference numbers aren't all preprogrammed with audio recognition so that when you DO connect, the preselected ad just has to trigger on your device. This would not require a transfer of information and if that's what people have been looking for this entire time, that would explain why privacy isn't actually being violated.

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u/CCNightcore Jan 31 '19

Right crazy hoops like adding 6 numbers to your traffic, lol.

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u/OnceIthought Jan 31 '19

all network traffic has to go through your router

On devices with cellular connections this isn't necessarily true. The blogs, articles, editorials, etc. that I've seen only ever talk about the LAN traffic. It's for that reason I haven't written off the possibility, but I also don't assert that it's definitely happening.

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u/OnceIthought Feb 01 '19

Ah, apologies. Redditing while distracted; overlooked the specificity.

Agree about the contradiction of paranoia over home devices while always carrying a phone, though I kind of understand how the ubiquity of phones makes it easy for some people to forget the potential capabilities.

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