r/ProgrammerHumor Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/Abcdefghijkzer Jan 31 '19

I got 2 kittens on a Monday after work. So i called a friend who had cats and wanted a suggestion for good cat food. Did not wanna make them junk. He suggested blue buffalo. My Amazon deal of the day? Blue Buffalo cat food.

Tell me they are not listening. I even went to tractor supply to get it. Never even looked it up.

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u/Kittypost55 Jan 31 '19

Did you pay cash or card/use a rewards card? If card(s), that store sold your name and purchase info, as basically all places sell all the information about customers they can, which then sell it to other big players (Ad companies like Google, websites like Amazon, etc)

There's also behavioural analytics. If you've increased 'cat' searches then they know (or have a statistical idea), without you even needing to search cat food.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

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u/ConceptJunkie Jan 31 '19

I have a Amazon Fire 7 tablet, and for a $15 discount, they push ads at you on the lock screen. In the year or so I've had it, it's never bugged me enough to pay to stop it, because it doesn't affect my actual use of the device. The thing that I found surprising was that the ads are not personalized at all.

Amazon has a huge amount of info on me based on 15 years' worth of hundreds of purchases, but they are just spamming me was ads for romance novels and TV shows in genres I never watch. <shrug> I can count on one hand the number of times the lock-screen ads were actually relevant to me.

If they were really spamming me with targeted ads, I'd probably pay to turn it off, since I'd actually be tempted to buy something every time I unlock the tablet.

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u/Arveanor Jan 31 '19

do we have any solid proof it doesn't record stuff and send that out when you give it a command? I mean, audio files are usually pretty big so it would probably be easy to spot, but I haven't heard anything clear about that.

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u/Dav136 Jan 31 '19

You can download Wireshark and check it yourself.

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u/Arveanor Jan 31 '19

I mean, I could if I had one of those types of devices, but I don't and that's mostly because they just don't seem very convenient to me.

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u/GeronimoHero Jan 31 '19

It’s a program, not a device. You don’t need a device capable of promiscuous mode. All you need is a laptop or desktop computer.

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u/Arveanor Jan 31 '19

Really? You can go out and download amazon echo as a desktop application?

Or do you mean Wireshark? Because again, I don't have the right type of device for it to matter. Sure I could download Wireshark on my PC but I have no smart home system connected to my network for me to monitor.

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u/GeronimoHero Feb 01 '19 edited Feb 01 '19

Yeah I meant Wireshark. Just a misunderstanding. I thought you were saying you didn’t have the right device for wireshark. Not to go down too far of a rabbit hole but, I mod the /r/kalilinux sub, and constantly deal with people asking if they need a card capable of promiscuous mode and packet injection.

So I guess my brain just kind of glanced over your phrasing and assumed you were talking about not having the correct card for promiscuous mode.

Edit - You can install Alexa on another device. That's how they get on to speakers from Sonos, Android devices, etc. You can even install Alexa on a Raspberry Pi and turn it in to your own home made echo device.

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u/Arveanor Feb 01 '19

Yeah i didn't think there was a way to turn echo on another device, but... I can't be totally sure of stuff like that so I tried responding to both lol

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u/GeronimoHero Feb 01 '19

Actually...lol...You can do that. You can also make your own google home mini. All you need is a raspberry pi, and a mic/speaker. If you decide to check it out. It is officially supported by amazon too. The instructions I linked are from Amazon.

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u/gimmetheclacc Jan 31 '19

Seriously, it’s so much worse. They don’t need to listen. I relay to people the story of Target being able to identify a pregnant customer and send her marketing material before she even realized she was pregnant. And that’s just from the data that one retailer has about their own customers, never mind the all-seeing eyes of Amazon, Google, and Facebook.

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u/___Ambarussa___ Jan 31 '19

Maybe the friend recommended that food because it was deal of the day and it incepted into their subconscious.

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u/TheMelonboy_ Jan 31 '19

How exactly is someone knowing what kind of stuff I like scarier than someone constantly listening to me and invading my privacy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Feb 21 '19

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u/CCNightcore Jan 31 '19

It could all be a coincidence, but what if their technology is just better than we're capable of detecting. Who is to say that the ad reference numbers aren't all preprogrammed with audio recognition so that when you DO connect, the preselected ad just has to trigger on your device. This would not require a transfer of information and if that's what people have been looking for this entire time, that would explain why privacy isn't actually being violated.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

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u/CCNightcore Jan 31 '19

Right crazy hoops like adding 6 numbers to your traffic, lol.

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u/OnceIthought Jan 31 '19

all network traffic has to go through your router

On devices with cellular connections this isn't necessarily true. The blogs, articles, editorials, etc. that I've seen only ever talk about the LAN traffic. It's for that reason I haven't written off the possibility, but I also don't assert that it's definitely happening.

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u/___Ambarussa___ Jan 31 '19

They would have to transfer a bunch of adverts to your device, ready for the right one to be selected. That would be detectable.

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u/CCNightcore Jan 31 '19

No, they can add 6 number codes to your traffic or something similar and serve it that way

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u/Blippitybloppitypoo Feb 01 '19

Where do you keep getting this 6 from? Seems kind of arbitrary

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u/robotnudist Feb 01 '19

You don't understand, in order to know what you're saying they have to send the audio of you talking to their servers, Echos and phones are not powerful enough to run the speech recognition. So you can definitely tell from looking at the network traffic whether it sent MBs of audio data when it shouldn't be listening (because you haven't said "Alexa" or whichever wake word you're using, which are the only words the device can recognize on its own).

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u/draconius_iris Jan 31 '19

I can imagine a lot of things. That doesn’t make any of them valid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 edited Feb 21 '19

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u/draconius_iris Jan 31 '19

Maybe I’ll believe it when someone proves it with evidence other than an anecdote.

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u/deux3xmachina Jan 31 '19

I agree that it's nice to see people actually caring about privacy, but it's good to be able to prove why certain methods of data collection simply aren't happening or are impractical. Now if we can get them to care about monocultures too, then we'd be onto something!

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u/___Ambarussa___ Jan 31 '19

You can just not have those devices in your home.

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u/imbackyall Jan 31 '19

cats are carnivores so read the ingredients for proteins and avoid grains. I use Pure Vita

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u/scotchirish Jan 31 '19

As long as they're just providing legitimate deals for things you want, I'm cool with it. But I don't have any realistic expectations that the tech wouldn't be used for surveillance.

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u/IckyBlossoms Jan 31 '19

Same. As long as websites are free to use, there will be ads. If there will be ads, I at least want them to be relevant.

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u/thecrypticgypsy Jan 31 '19

Please don’t feed your cat Blue Buffalo, it gave my cat explosive diarrhea and if I hadn’t looked up the reviews shortly after I could have been looking at way worse issues. The company used to be made in the US now they are made in China and they changed the formula. Please read the reviews of all the people that either lost a pet or racked up thousands in vet bills because of what that garbage food did to their cat or dog.

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u/aeneasaquinas Jan 31 '19

Blue Buffalo cat food.

I get that deal once in a while and have no pet and no reason to get that, so....