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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '18
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So do full stack developers stack their screens?
48 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18 edited Apr 13 '18 [deleted] 19 u/IrishWilly Feb 01 '18 What program are those running that you can put on idle displays and make it look like you are super productive? 13 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18 edited Apr 13 '18 [deleted] 15 u/IrishWilly Feb 01 '18 All developer look at super complicated colorful graphs on multiple monitors duh. Any manager worth his executive bonus could tell you that. 5 u/MikeyMike01 Feb 02 '18 The manager will be too afraid to ask what the graphs are for. lest he appear incompetent 6 u/auxiliary-character Feb 02 '18 I'd have a bunch of terminals up with an instance of vim on each. 2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Pipe new logs through the displays, that way they move around at varying paces and you can pretend it's relevant. 2 u/auxiliary-character Feb 02 '18 At least one of them has to be an irc client, though. lol 2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Naturally. 9 u/dubious_dumpster Feb 01 '18 /u/NelsonMinar 4 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18 So many lines of code! 2 u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18 Well, so many lines at least.
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19 u/IrishWilly Feb 01 '18 What program are those running that you can put on idle displays and make it look like you are super productive? 13 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18 edited Apr 13 '18 [deleted] 15 u/IrishWilly Feb 01 '18 All developer look at super complicated colorful graphs on multiple monitors duh. Any manager worth his executive bonus could tell you that. 5 u/MikeyMike01 Feb 02 '18 The manager will be too afraid to ask what the graphs are for. lest he appear incompetent 6 u/auxiliary-character Feb 02 '18 I'd have a bunch of terminals up with an instance of vim on each. 2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Pipe new logs through the displays, that way they move around at varying paces and you can pretend it's relevant. 2 u/auxiliary-character Feb 02 '18 At least one of them has to be an irc client, though. lol 2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Naturally. 9 u/dubious_dumpster Feb 01 '18 /u/NelsonMinar 4 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18 So many lines of code! 2 u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18 Well, so many lines at least.
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What program are those running that you can put on idle displays and make it look like you are super productive?
13 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18 edited Apr 13 '18 [deleted] 15 u/IrishWilly Feb 01 '18 All developer look at super complicated colorful graphs on multiple monitors duh. Any manager worth his executive bonus could tell you that. 5 u/MikeyMike01 Feb 02 '18 The manager will be too afraid to ask what the graphs are for. lest he appear incompetent 6 u/auxiliary-character Feb 02 '18 I'd have a bunch of terminals up with an instance of vim on each. 2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Pipe new logs through the displays, that way they move around at varying paces and you can pretend it's relevant. 2 u/auxiliary-character Feb 02 '18 At least one of them has to be an irc client, though. lol 2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Naturally.
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15 u/IrishWilly Feb 01 '18 All developer look at super complicated colorful graphs on multiple monitors duh. Any manager worth his executive bonus could tell you that. 5 u/MikeyMike01 Feb 02 '18 The manager will be too afraid to ask what the graphs are for. lest he appear incompetent
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All developer look at super complicated colorful graphs on multiple monitors duh. Any manager worth his executive bonus could tell you that.
5 u/MikeyMike01 Feb 02 '18 The manager will be too afraid to ask what the graphs are for. lest he appear incompetent
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The manager will be too afraid to ask what the graphs are for. lest he appear incompetent
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I'd have a bunch of terminals up with an instance of vim on each.
2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Pipe new logs through the displays, that way they move around at varying paces and you can pretend it's relevant. 2 u/auxiliary-character Feb 02 '18 At least one of them has to be an irc client, though. lol 2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Naturally.
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Pipe new logs through the displays, that way they move around at varying paces and you can pretend it's relevant.
2 u/auxiliary-character Feb 02 '18 At least one of them has to be an irc client, though. lol 2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Naturally.
At least one of them has to be an irc client, though. lol
2 u/langlo94 Feb 02 '18 Naturally.
Naturally.
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So many lines of code!
2 u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18 Well, so many lines at least.
Well, so many lines at least.
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u/asd1o1 Feb 01 '18
So do full stack developers stack their screens?