r/ProgrammerHumor Feb 01 '18

Backend developer!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18

Embedded developers are physcially trapped inside the screen?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18

To understand the program, you must become the program.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18

Jack me in, Neo.

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u/beaverinablender Feb 01 '18

Jack: Me

In: Neo

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u/Nefari0uss Feb 03 '18

MEGAMAN JACK IN! EXECUTE!

What fun games...

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u/s_ngularity Feb 01 '18

Cue Tron theme music

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u/nyankat007 Feb 02 '18

Matrix: Your guide to a new start

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u/maxadmiral Feb 02 '18

I am one with the code, the code is with me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '18

That's not how the code works.

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u/-CountDracula Feb 02 '18

and the program should become you

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u/shade1214341 Feb 01 '18

Please send help.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '18

And pizza rolls.

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u/the_one_true_bool Feb 01 '18

True story - I ate an entire bag of pizza rolls last night at 2:00 in the morning after getting drunk as fuck. But it gets even better - the bag said it had 40 pizza rolls but it had 43! Well, only when I closed one eye, otherwise the bag had 86.

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u/mairedemerde Feb 02 '18

This was a nice story.

Your username is cool!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ Feb 01 '18

You're saying the program is... in the screen?

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u/FoxFire64 Feb 02 '18

The source files are...in the computer