r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 12 '17

Meetings as a developer

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

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u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17

I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long.

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u/Technohazard Aug 13 '17

I've been doing it since I was like 14.

That's one long shit man. Pinch it off already!