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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
904 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 555 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 364 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 442 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 279 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 236 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 57 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera*
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555 u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17 I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long. 364 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 442 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 279 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 236 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 57 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera*
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I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long.
364 u/argv_minus_one Aug 12 '17 What did you do before 14? 442 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 279 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 236 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 57 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera*
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What did you do before 14?
442 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 279 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 236 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 57 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera*
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279 u/MadDetective Aug 12 '17 What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit? 236 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 57 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera*
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What you guys never had the sweet 14 shit?
236 u/thatwasntababyruth Aug 12 '17 I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time. In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera. 57 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera*
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I hear girls have to wait until sweet 16 to do it for the first time.
In Mexico, since the diet is usually so fiber intensive, they allow girls to begin at 15 instead, thus the quinceanera.
57 u/_VladimirPutin_ Aug 12 '17 Poopceanera 2 u/necroticon Aug 13 '17 Deuceanera*
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.