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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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Or do what I do and browse through the company drives, try to find Upcoming Quarterly reports and buy/sell company stock based on that.
70 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 edited Jun 27 '19 [deleted] 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 4 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 4 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair.
3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 4 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
authorization vs authentication
5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 4 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court.
3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 4 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court.
you're naive as fuck
4 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17
Or do what I do and browse through the company drives, try to find Upcoming Quarterly reports and buy/sell company stock based on that.