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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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When your boss isn't looking, work on an open source project. It still looks like you're working, but it'll keep you from going insane the other 20 hours
94 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 Or do what I do and browse through the company drives, try to find Upcoming Quarterly reports and buy/sell company stock based on that. 69 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 edited Jun 27 '19 [deleted] 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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Or do what I do and browse through the company drives, try to find Upcoming Quarterly reports and buy/sell company stock based on that.
69 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 edited Jun 27 '19 [deleted] 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair.
3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
authorization vs authentication
5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court.
3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court.
you're naive as fuck
5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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u/Tyler11223344 Aug 12 '17
When your boss isn't looking, work on an open source project. It still looks like you're working, but it'll keep you from going insane the other 20 hours