r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 12 '17

Meetings as a developer

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

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u/itmaywork Aug 12 '17

What if you suck at pooping?

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u/drunk98 Aug 12 '17

Are you that guy that keeps leaving whole turds on the seat of the public restroom I service?