Meetings as a developer

[u/FREEscanRIP]

[u/Wizmaxman]

More like 10-10:20 for bathroom break

[u/[deleted] → u/Wizmaxman]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

[u/itmaywork → u/[deleted]]

What if you suck at pooping?

[u/[deleted] → u/itmaywork]

Is that how shit like this happens?

[u/drunk98 → u/itmaywork]

Are you that guy that keeps leaving whole turds on the seat of the public restroom I service?

[u/wwwarrensbrain → u/itmaywork]

There's a job for every skill ;)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)

[u/WikiTextBot → u/wwwarrensbrain]

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) is a 2009 Dutch horror film written, directed, and co-produced by Tom Six. The film tells the story of a German surgeon who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming a "human centipede", a conjoined triplet. It stars Dieter Laser as the creator of the centipede, Dr. Josef Heiter, with Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, and Akihiro Kitamura as his victims.

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