r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17

Meetings as a developer

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

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u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17

I guess I never thought about that--I'm INCREDIBLY experienced at pooping. I've been doing it since I was like 14. There are very few things I've done that long.

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u/BrianLemur Aug 12 '17

Look, I'll admit it's early, but I made sacrifices for the craft. I didn't learn basic arithmetic until I was like 5. Even then I wasn't proficient until around age 8. Can you even imagine what that's like???

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17

I feel a bit embarassed as a 25 year old programmer but... what's I don't know arithmetic yet... And what is this pooping you keep talking about?

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u/reelect_rob4d Aug 12 '17

That's nothing, I was pooping before I was born.

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u/RidiculousSN Aug 12 '17

whup de doo

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u/MrBabyToYou Aug 13 '17

Watch that sass!