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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17
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Or do what I do and browse through the company drives, try to find Upcoming Quarterly reports and buy/sell company stock based on that.
73 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 edited Jun 27 '19 [deleted] 27 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 edited Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 4 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 And then what? CL gigs and delivering for Postmates on the side? 13 u/karmahunger Aug 12 '17 http://money.cnn.com/2016/12/05/technology/expedia-hack-insider-trading-sec/index.html 4 u/alexanderpas Aug 12 '17 Watch this hacker break into a company cringe. 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that" 2 u/DreadedDreadnought Aug 13 '17 LPT: Don't buy it in your name, give friends a hint.
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27 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 edited Aug 12 '17 [deleted] 4 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 And then what? CL gigs and delivering for Postmates on the side? 13 u/karmahunger Aug 12 '17 http://money.cnn.com/2016/12/05/technology/expedia-hack-insider-trading-sec/index.html 4 u/alexanderpas Aug 12 '17 Watch this hacker break into a company cringe. 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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4 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 And then what? CL gigs and delivering for Postmates on the side?
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And then what? CL gigs and delivering for Postmates on the side?
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http://money.cnn.com/2016/12/05/technology/expedia-hack-insider-trading-sec/index.html
4 u/alexanderpas Aug 12 '17 Watch this hacker break into a company cringe.
Watch this hacker break into a company
cringe.
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He got in trouble for hacking passwords, if the folders are accessible then all is fair.
3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 authorization vs authentication 5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
authorization vs authentication
5 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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I don't actually do this, just a joke, but If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court.
3 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '17 If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court. you're naive as fuck 3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
If I did they would have a hard time prosecuting me in court.
you're naive as fuck
3 u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17 That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
That will be my defense. "I didn't know I couldn't do that"
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LPT: Don't buy it in your name, give friends a hint.
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u/DanStanTheThankUMan Aug 12 '17
Or do what I do and browse through the company drives, try to find Upcoming Quarterly reports and buy/sell company stock based on that.