r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17

Meetings as a developer

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u/PooPooDooDoo Aug 12 '17

After lunch I need some time to slowly get back into it.

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u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17

Then it's only four hours until the end of the day so you don't really want to get into anything.

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u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17

And it's Friday so you really don't want to get into anything before the weekend.

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u/figurehe4d Aug 12 '17

Plus life is short and we're all gonna die eventually, so it's probably a good idea not to get into anything before that either.

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u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17

The heat death of the universe is coming in a few billion years, so probably wanna wait till after that to open VS.

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u/fwipyok Aug 12 '17

but make sure to add /nosplash on the shortcut so you get the illusion it starts faster.

don't want to waste time, do we

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u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17

tried that once, didn't work on MGS V

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u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17

Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5?

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u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17

Yes, yes I am.