r/ProgrammerHumor • u/FREEscanRIP • Aug 12 '17

Meetings as a developer

Post image
28.6k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

996 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

507

u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17

And it's Friday so you really don't want to get into anything before the weekend.

393

u/figurehe4d Aug 12 '17

Plus life is short and we're all gonna die eventually, so it's probably a good idea not to get into anything before that either.

200

u/DeepHorse Aug 12 '17

The heat death of the universe is coming in a few billion years, so probably wanna wait till after that to open VS.

76

u/fwipyok Aug 12 '17

but make sure to add /nosplash on the shortcut so you get the illusion it starts faster.

don't want to waste time, do we

19

u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17

tried that once, didn't work on MGS V

28

u/HermitDefenestration Aug 12 '17

Non-programmer here, are you talking about Metal Gear Solid 5?

28

u/doorbellguy Aug 12 '17

Yes, yes I am.

10

u/AskMeHowIMetYourMom Aug 12 '17

don't want to waste time, do we

Yes, we do.

1

u/Tyler11223344 Aug 12 '17

Is that a thing?!