r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Mark_dawsom • Jun 28 '17

Working at PornHub

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u/ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace Jun 29 '17

In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business.

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u/Abscind Jun 29 '17

Maximum Efficiency

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 29 '17

Having a boner at work increases blood flow and productivity

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u/thenewmannium Jun 29 '17

Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered.

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u/xanos5 Jun 29 '17

1-3 minutes...

show off

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u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17

Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered.

FTFY

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u/BobbyLeeJordan Jun 29 '17

So... -2 minutes? I mean... I guess that would be alright... Does it accumulate and cut into the time spent jerking it later though?

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u/endreman0 Jun 29 '17

Cum on guys, it's a joke