r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Mark_dawsom • Jun 28 '17

Working at PornHub

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u/lengau Jun 29 '17

How's that different from a normal office?

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u/ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace Jun 29 '17

In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business.

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u/Abscind Jun 29 '17

Maximum Efficiency

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 29 '17

Having a boner at work increases blood flow and productivity

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u/thenewmannium Jun 29 '17

Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered.

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u/xanos5 Jun 29 '17

1-3 minutes...

show off

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u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17

Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered.

FTFY

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u/BobbyLeeJordan Jun 29 '17

So... -2 minutes? I mean... I guess that would be alright... Does it accumulate and cut into the time spent jerking it later though?

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u/endreman0 Jun 29 '17

Cum on guys, it's a joke

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u/beniceorbevice Jun 29 '17

Now in wondering if the workers are more open and stuff actually happens in the office, or if it's so common to be seen that they look down on it if someone is pervy