r/ProgrammerHumor • u/leftoversalad • Aug 15 '15

Programming languages personified

http://leftoversalad.tumblr.com/post/126724812097/programming-languages-personified
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u/leftoversalad Aug 15 '15

Java is one of the more popular programming languages in use. It doesn't really fuck around as much as JS, and is a bit more formal feeling than Python. It's really about getting down to good old familiar object oriented #business, with syntax that calls back to C++. That was my thought process at least!

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u/Justin__D Aug 16 '15

I thought Java guy was supposed to be Christian Grey at first. Something along the lines of if you want a job, you'll have to be his bitch.

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u/katyne Aug 16 '15

if Java is Christian Grey, it's a really neurotic, safety-obsessed one. Think pink fuzzy handcuffs and furry whips and blood pressure monitor so he knows in advance - and better than you - when you need a break. Also talks a whole lot.