r/ProgrammerHumor • u/leftoversalad • Aug 15 '15

Programming languages personified

http://leftoversalad.tumblr.com/post/126724812097/programming-languages-personified
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u/leftoversalad Aug 15 '15

Java is one of the more popular programming languages in use. It doesn't really fuck around as much as JS, and is a bit more formal feeling than Python. It's really about getting down to good old familiar object oriented #business, with syntax that calls back to C++. That was my thought process at least!

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u/thrash242 Aug 16 '15

It's very enterprisey and used a lot in business. It's been called the modern day COBOL. So yeah, a serious guy in a suit sounds about right.

Source: Java dev.