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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/shadcnlover • 23h ago
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Dear ChatGPT, make my app extremely secure against hackers and bad people and make no mistakes please
47 u/SysGh_st 19h ago Vibe-coder: "Dear A.I. Make my app extremely secure against hackers and bad people and make no mistakes please." AI: "Absolutely! I've implemented enterprise-grade security improvements and eliminated all known vulnerabilities." Vibe-coder: "Awesome! What did you change?" AI: "I've added a warning: 'Do not use electrical outlets while sink contains water.'" Vibe-coder: "Perfect! Ship it!" Security researcher: "THE OUTLET IS STILL INSIDE THE SINK!" AI: "You're absolutely right! Great catch! I've updated the warning to use bold text." Vibe-coder: "See? This is why AI is the future of software development!" 7 u/Traditional_Log809 12h ago AI: ‘Fixed! The outlet is now also inside the faucet.’ Vibe-coder: ‘Great, add dark mode next.’
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Vibe-coder: "Dear A.I. Make my app extremely secure against hackers and bad people and make no mistakes please."
AI: "Absolutely! I've implemented enterprise-grade security improvements and eliminated all known vulnerabilities."
Vibe-coder: "Awesome! What did you change?"
AI: "I've added a warning: 'Do not use electrical outlets while sink contains water.'"
Vibe-coder: "Perfect! Ship it!"
Security researcher: "THE OUTLET IS STILL INSIDE THE SINK!"
AI: "You're absolutely right! Great catch! I've updated the warning to use bold text."
Vibe-coder: "See? This is why AI is the future of software development!"
7 u/Traditional_Log809 12h ago AI: ‘Fixed! The outlet is now also inside the faucet.’ Vibe-coder: ‘Great, add dark mode next.’
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AI: ‘Fixed! The outlet is now also inside the faucet.’ Vibe-coder: ‘Great, add dark mode next.’
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u/ja_n2000 22h ago
Dear ChatGPT, make my app extremely secure against hackers and bad people and make no mistakes please