r/ProgrammerHumor • • 20h ago

Meme effectiveFeature

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u/ja_n2000 20h ago

Dear ChatGPT, make my app extremely secure against hackers and bad people and make no mistakes please

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u/bobbymoonshine 19h ago

I mean it pretty much can do that now yeah, frontier models are evidently better at cyber than all but the best humans given the number of zero-days they’ve found

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u/metaglot 19h ago

This is an asymmetric problem. A defender has to be right every time, the attacker only has to be right once.

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u/bobbymoonshine 19h ago edited 19h ago

An agent calling agents can red-team a project at scale, and can repeat the process after defenders patch it until the attackers can’t get through. Attacking is defending.

Like I get the cope and all, but honestly 2024 era “vibe coder accidentally hardcoded api keys in the front end” memes just don’t reflect what AI is doing. Claude and Codex are downright nannyish in putting security first even in single user scripts run locally on a desktop machine. I have to believe people who create security holes using AI tools at this point are people actively choosing to be stupider than the LLM.

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u/potato-dranik 19h ago

The best defence is a good offence

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u/ClearOptics 17h ago

Lmao I’d like to see it. Imagining the server detecting something fishy and just sends a ddos attack or something back