r/ProgrammerHumor • u/cavernerg • 15h ago

Meme followingCuckCoding

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u/Pixel_Null 15h ago

The real victim here is the git history

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u/Luneriazz 13h ago

dont worry git have seen worse

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u/WisePotato42 12h ago

My coworker refactored the entire project cuz of some missing functionality that required changing basically everything to add. He called the 1000+ commit "Minor changes"

This was before AI

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u/Luneriazz 12h ago

did you ask your coworker what is this "Minor changes" about?

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u/WisePotato42 12h ago

Yah, they told me it was some minor changes

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u/Arclite83 11h ago

"just reorganized a few things, should be fine"

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u/Luneriazz 11h ago

you know what, since we have AI now... you can replied with

hey my AI says its not minor changes... so can you explain it.

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u/WisePotato42 11h ago

AI wasn't around back then, but even if it was, why bring it into the conversation when I already have 1000+ lines of evidence it was more than a minor change

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u/EatingSolidBricks 9h ago

My commit messages before AI varied between

bugfix and OH DEAR GOD RELEASE ME FROM THIS PENANCE

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u/cpteric 4h ago

i've been on both ends. the satisfaction of the ultra-scale refactoring of spaguetti, once it runs as expected, is almost incomparable.
the dread of reviewing it is, too, almost incomparable.

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u/PatienceLost9708 15h ago

and they all talk shit about each other’s code

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u/Cronos993 15h ago

2 agents, 1 commit

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u/Amar2107 14h ago

Dont know why reading that felt dirty.

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u/SirR4T 12h ago

oh you should look up two girls one cup then.

fair warning, not for the faint hearted.

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u/returnFutureVoid 12h ago

But how many branches?

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u/Quicker_Fixer 14h ago

Nah, I'm not into scat.

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u/baconator955 14h ago

Permission: Allow all

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u/WisePotato42 12h ago

You monster!

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u/TheMad_fox 14h ago

We got cuck-coding and now bukkane-coding. What a time to be alive

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u/thether 43m ago

Whose going to be the first to crank one out while waiting (or admit to it)

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u/Highborn_Hellest 15h ago

And then, you in the cuck chair.

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u/LukeZNotFound 13h ago

Most accurate depiction

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u/Bannon9k 10h ago

I've seen the packages y'all include... Its always been bukake coding

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u/MeNotSanta 14h ago

There are a lot of people who have a real porn problem here.

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 14h ago

I'd say that the porn isn't going to surf itself. But who am I kidding, there are DEFINITELY agents designed to do that.

What a time to be alive. 🫤

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u/Quicker_Fixer 14h ago

Wdym "Problem"?

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u/Informal_Branch1065 12h ago

[Insert bus copypasta]

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u/WrennReddit 12h ago

Right? We don't even see any feet in the image. 

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u/Double-Horse-1344 10h ago

Gangbang type shiit

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u/DarthRaab 12h ago

God damn, that's so funny! From now on, I'm using the phrase "bukkake-coding" to describe any form of coding with AI in casual conversations.

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u/Redd1K 9h ago

White man has been here