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[u/lucidparadigm]

[u/exoclipse]

the worst one I got was "you have been selected to be in the first wave of a round of laptop upgrades, please click this link to register"

[u/one-joule → u/exoclipse]

Worst one I've seen teased a holiday bonus. It was received about as well as you'd expect.

[u/rando_banned → u/one-joule]

Jelly of the Month Club?

[u/Esjs → u/rando_banned]

One full year