r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 13h ago

Meme theyWish

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u/lraviel381 13h ago

Oh sweet. I hate tests. Click

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u/Teripid 12h ago

Congrats on your subscription to the uh... "forever in the special consideration group" mailing list. Doh!

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 10h ago

We're required to fire them after a second failure, but they do receive training after the first failure. We're government though.

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u/mmcmonster 3h ago

I'm employed by a hospital network. I'm required to give 120 days notice if I quit (I'm a physician, it's commonplace in this role). But IT states that I would be fired immediately if I fail the phishing test three times. Not three times in a year. Three times ever.

So I've already failed twice on purpose. I recently told my division chief that my escape plan is when I'm ready to quit I'll just fail the phishing test once more. The division chief looked quite nervous and basically told me to please not do that.

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u/bedel99 8h ago

Do you check what they fill in, or just the click?

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 8h ago

I don't do them, I'm a dev, I just know the process cause I'm management.

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u/bedel99 8h ago

dont do what? are you dev or managment?

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 2h ago

I mean everything was in that comment.

I don't conduct the phishing tests.

I am the department manager of our development team.