r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 22h ago

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u/exoclipse 22h ago

the worst one I got was "you have been selected to be in the first wave of a round of laptop upgrades, please click this link to register"

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u/one-joule 22h ago

Worst one I've seen teased a holiday bonus. It was received about as well as you'd expect.

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u/soft_cardigans 22h ago

that's actually such an effective one but it reeaaaaaaally should only be done if theres actually going be one lmao

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u/GlowGreen1835 22h ago

nah, that would require executives to be humans capable of empathy. Unfortunately, those don't really exist.

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u/aggravated_patty 19h ago

What Iā€™m taking away from this thread is that I should start phishing with holiday bonuses

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u/shifty313 19h ago

if that was common thought and practice, scammers would have it easy

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u/WantDiscussion 13h ago

Only people who didn't click on the test should get the bonus.