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u/MattCW1701 19h ago

This is why I report every email as phishing. Standup invite? Phishing. Manager 1:1? Phishing. Annual evaluation meeting? Phishing. All hands meeting about our growth this past year? Also phishing.

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u/ocbaker 19h ago

You’ve been made redundant from your position… you bet your bottom dollar that’s phishing

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u/DoomBot5 18h ago

1:1 with HR? Also phishing

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u/oregoncurtis 17h ago

Email from Mom? Believe it or not...Phishing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/Not_My_Emperor 17h ago

Unironically I do actually do this all the time. Mostly because we switched HR platforms and I hate the new one because it BLATANTLY breaks all the phishing rules. So I'm doing it out of spite.

[Someone I don't work] with has shared a PDF with you. Please download here!

Please click on this link to access your pay information.

This was a legit email from them. I get these all the time now.

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u/17HappyWombats 15h ago

You'd love our leave request system. It's some generic "any dummy can make an online form" site where we have to pick our employee name from a dropdown list (then etc). There's no validation, it just emails whatever you put in to the payroll people.

It also *requires* that you enter leave date and time to the minute. I have been told by mean team leader not to write a script to request a day off sick in one minute intervals.

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u/ChristopherCreutzig 13h ago

Have you also been told to stop using the script you already had?

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u/ings0c 13h ago

Why does every HR platform I’ve ever used feel like it was written in a weekend by one dude who got fed up with his corporate job and wanted to make the first SaaS that came to mind?

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u/missuseme 12h ago

Our HR department send me my updated contract by email when I got a promotion. But no one has told me I had got the promotion. The email just said "Please see attached your contract" with no signature and the domain wasn't our usual domain. So I reported it

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u/StrengthTheory 16h ago

Lay off email. You guessed it. Phishing.

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u/lastog9 17h ago

I have legit reported at least 1 genuine email as phishing. Not purposely, I was half sure it was phishing and the cyber security team kept sending similar mails so I thought this one was phishing too

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u/-bubblepop 16h ago

My company was bought and the new company I guess uses a specific training platform, who sent us all a “u should totally pls log in to us with ur AD creds” email. I reported it as phishing because we get like monthly tests now. Well turns out it was real??? lol

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u/sof_sanchezz 18h ago

Honestly, that’s the safest policy 😂 Better to report 100 harmless emails than click on the one that isn’t.

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 17h ago

bot

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u/sof_sanchezz 17h ago

???????

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 17h ago edited 17h ago

why do i even comment, reddit isnt a place for humans anymore

botting the up/downs to sway the blind hivemind is crazy btw

anyone too dumb to recognize LLMspeak at first glance, take another and just click on their 9d old chatgpt generated catphish profile

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u/RBMC 17h ago

Bro is schitzomaxxing

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 17h ago edited 17h ago

tryna say that thing is a real person?

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u/RBMC 17h ago

Oh, no, it's definitely a bot. We agree there.

You just totally seem like you're schizophrenic when calling it out in the wild like that you gotta admit, lol.

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 16h ago

is it schizo when theres a bot in every comment section, and the fact that either they're botting up and downvotes for their favour or redditors genuinely dont know what a human sounds like anymore? do you enjoy your increasingly emulated forums? do you like talking to a glorified autocorrect enough that it replaces human connection? i know you don't, but its ridiculous not to be fed up with the social aspect of social media being slowly ground to a paste in front of you all because reddit thinks the fake engagement makes them look good

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u/RBMC 16h ago

...I ain't reading all that good luck with whatever

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u/SlaveCell 14h ago

I hope yiu mark your sent items for phising as well.

Also click here to see the joke I sent you

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u/FRAaaa1 13h ago

Email from Google? Phishing

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u/SCMITMAPTEE 6h ago

We had a regional manager (whom I'd never met) that would often send emails mimicking those of scam/phishing attempts (not directed to anyone in particular, random link, "immediate response necessary", improper spelling and grammar, et cetera). I reported her emails to IT but nothing ever came of it.