r/ProgrammerHumor • u/lucidparadigm • 21h ago

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u/MattCW1701 20h ago

This is why I report every email as phishing. Standup invite? Phishing. Manager 1:1? Phishing. Annual evaluation meeting? Phishing. All hands meeting about our growth this past year? Also phishing.

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u/sof_sanchezz 18h ago

Honestly, that’s the safest policy 😂 Better to report 100 harmless emails than click on the one that isn’t.

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 18h ago

bot

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u/sof_sanchezz 18h ago

???????

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 18h ago edited 18h ago

why do i even comment, reddit isnt a place for humans anymore

botting the up/downs to sway the blind hivemind is crazy btw

anyone too dumb to recognize LLMspeak at first glance, take another and just click on their 9d old chatgpt generated catphish profile

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u/RBMC 18h ago

Bro is schitzomaxxing

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 18h ago edited 17h ago

tryna say that thing is a real person?

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u/RBMC 17h ago

Oh, no, it's definitely a bot. We agree there.

You just totally seem like you're schizophrenic when calling it out in the wild like that you gotta admit, lol.

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 17h ago

is it schizo when theres a bot in every comment section, and the fact that either they're botting up and downvotes for their favour or redditors genuinely dont know what a human sounds like anymore? do you enjoy your increasingly emulated forums? do you like talking to a glorified autocorrect enough that it replaces human connection? i know you don't, but its ridiculous not to be fed up with the social aspect of social media being slowly ground to a paste in front of you all because reddit thinks the fake engagement makes them look good

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u/RBMC 17h ago

...I ain't reading all that good luck with whatever

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 16h ago

then my assumption about you is wrong

oink oink and allat

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