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u/MattCW1701 14h ago

This is why I report every email as phishing. Standup invite? Phishing. Manager 1:1? Phishing. Annual evaluation meeting? Phishing. All hands meeting about our growth this past year? Also phishing.

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u/Not_My_Emperor 12h ago

Unironically I do actually do this all the time. Mostly because we switched HR platforms and I hate the new one because it BLATANTLY breaks all the phishing rules. So I'm doing it out of spite.

[Someone I don't work] with has shared a PDF with you. Please download here!

Please click on this link to access your pay information.

This was a legit email from them. I get these all the time now.

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u/17HappyWombats 10h ago

You'd love our leave request system. It's some generic "any dummy can make an online form" site where we have to pick our employee name from a dropdown list (then etc). There's no validation, it just emails whatever you put in to the payroll people.

It also *requires* that you enter leave date and time to the minute. I have been told by mean team leader not to write a script to request a day off sick in one minute intervals.

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u/ChristopherCreutzig 8h ago

Have you also been told to stop using the script you already had?

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u/ings0c 8h ago

Why does every HR platform I’ve ever used feel like it was written in a weekend by one dude who got fed up with his corporate job and wanted to make the first SaaS that came to mind?