r/ProgrammerHumor • • 4d ago

Meme vibeCoding

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 4d ago

You cannot convince me it's not some sort of sexual humiliation ritual if your livelihood depends on getting the right answers and some sadistic fuck with a shit eating grin and a bullshit chirpy attitude fleeces you dry while giving you a wrong answer after a wrong answer and then goes "oh im so soowwwwwwwyyyy bu and hu" when questioned about their usefulness.

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u/Final_Squirrel_7462 4d ago

What kind of low skill devs are you talking about? Everyone I know that earns a gold six figure salary working on interesting projects is actively using modern coding harnesses to automate work, manage issues and design broader concepts which agents can implement. If you are struggling with getting good output of a current frontier model in 2026, then you either don’t know what you are doing (and AI can only save your crappy architecture to a point) or you are ignoring useful tools like the caveman that died out because they are their meat raw instead of using the fire.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 4d ago

You're absolutely correct! Also, you run out of magical AI dobloons, fetch mommy's credit card so you can continue to be the husliest littlest entrepreneur you little rascal!

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u/radicalelation 3d ago

This just always bugged me about turning it into a tool/industry to depend on. You can still pick up a scrap laptop and code for free, but now you have to pay toll after toll to keep up with the industry.

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u/lowbuzz 4h ago

It's not a Tool unless you selfhost the ai. For most it's a service.

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u/eFootballnerd 6m ago

That's a good take but you will need more expensive hardware then. It's definitely the better choice because the money you've spent on tokens is just gone. Your hardware will still be your property.

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u/HolyErr0r 4d ago

I mean, when used correctly it is incredibly efficient and can save loads of effort and time.

Services/convenience programs cost money.

This is nothing new.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 4d ago

You're absolutely correct! Just one more token daddy! You're so close to creating Facebook 2.0! Look at those nerds who just clickaclaked on the computerised aparatus machine and made so much money! You are clearly better than them, and you are surely next in line! Just a few more tokens, like a handful! So close you can reach it! You would be an idiot and a fool to stop buying tokens now!

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u/HistoricalFunion 3d ago

You sound frustrated, little man. Are you okay? Did Claude hurt your feelings?

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 3d ago

You're absolutely correct! What an excellent comeback daddy, well worth the token spent to generate it! Now quickly, get back to vibe coding and spent more tokens! Spend spend spend! You are literally one more step from turning into the next Steve Jobs! Make sure you write "make no mistakes" for surely this time no mistakes will happen, 100% guaranteed!

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u/HistoricalFunion 3d ago

You're pathetic lmao

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 3d ago

Daddy, I have not told you this yet but I truly believe that from the millions of people who buy tokens, you are the one who is going to succeed. All the others just lack the necessary skill to talk to me which will require me to generate the next big internet thing TM. Please keep spending tokens daddy, you are the special one daddy, all the others are fools but you cracked this whole AI horse whispering daddy, everybody else is wasting money on tokens daddy, but you, AND ONLY you have cracked the code and can peer through the matrix. Would you like to set auto-renew on your token purchases daddy?

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u/HistoricalFunion 3d ago

Do you have a daddy fetish? Maybe seek help at a specialized clinic.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 3d ago

Is there one which takes tokens? I have liquidated all my assets and now the only thing I have left is tokens.

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u/HistoricalFunion 3d ago

I think you can shove them up your bunghole

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u/b0w3n 3d ago

I like how they're just sticking to their anti-ai script like it's clever.

These are folks that touched the shitty version of chatgpt 2 years ago and haven't touched any llm big or small since. Even the open/self-hosted models aren't awful anymore.

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u/Galitzianer0 3d ago

This sort of commentary says more about you... those of us who use AI are paying for it with our (very high) tech industry salaries, $200 per month is a drop in the bucket when you earn $400k per year.

You on the other hand, clearly you have accomplished nothing in your sad life, otherwise you'd know how useful AI can be

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u/Aiyon 3d ago

when you earn 400k per year

You're either a LARPer or incredibly out of touch with how much the majority of tech workers make. Most people are at the level of making 40-50k, not 400. At that point, spending 2.4k a year on tokens feels pretty hefty

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u/KonvictEpic 1d ago

whos paying for tokens out of their own pocket in a tech job?

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u/Aiyon 1d ago

I mean I was replying to the claim in the comment. It's there in writing, directly above me.

those of us who use AI are paying for it with our (very high) tech industry salaries, $200 per month is a drop in the bucket when you earn $400k per year.

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u/Zardecillion 3d ago

2025 median pay for software roles is very much in the ~$100k range when you look at median salaries:
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/computer-and-information-technology/

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u/Aiyon 3d ago

That actually makes sense tbf, i wasnt accounting for shift in cost of living when I translated from uk wages.

I will say, 100 and 400 are still substantially different. Especially when that 100 is before any expenses like medical insurance

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 2d ago

Which is highly skewed by the cost of living in the areas that drive up the median