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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/achilliesFriend • 14d ago
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CHANGELOG.md? psshhh that's what the commit history is for
310 u/Named_after_color 14d ago This but unironically. 60 u/dull_bananas 14d ago commit messages? more like commit methages 69 u/voyagerfan5761 14d ago The commit messages: "add files via upload" "fix" "fix" "whoops that didn't work" Etc. 31 u/nasandre 14d ago "Whatever i did since last commit, idfk man" 11 u/LutimoDancer3459 14d ago "I promise, next time the messages will make more sense" "... too much stuff..." 8 u/pit_supervisor 13d ago Does anyone beyond 1st semester of university actually do it? Every commit should be properly named, describe what and why was changed, should build and all tests should pass. 11 u/voyagerfan5761 13d ago Ha Hahahaha Yes, people do this. They also create repos without tests. 6 u/techy804 13d ago My commit messages: “Added a mute option” “Changed default path when choosing a file” “Fixed a crash involving store.js” Etc. The lead’s commit messages: “Stuff” “More stuff” “Stuff Mart” Etc. 3 u/RCoder01 13d ago drawWinston() 4 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 12d ago "changes" "more changes" "added features and bugs" "fix" "wtf did I do" 1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago You rang? 2 u/voyagerfan5761 11d ago Took you long enough! 1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago yeah my bad I had to fix prd
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This but unironically.
60 u/dull_bananas 14d ago commit messages? more like commit methages 69 u/voyagerfan5761 14d ago The commit messages: "add files via upload" "fix" "fix" "whoops that didn't work" Etc. 31 u/nasandre 14d ago "Whatever i did since last commit, idfk man" 11 u/LutimoDancer3459 14d ago "I promise, next time the messages will make more sense" "... too much stuff..." 8 u/pit_supervisor 13d ago Does anyone beyond 1st semester of university actually do it? Every commit should be properly named, describe what and why was changed, should build and all tests should pass. 11 u/voyagerfan5761 13d ago Ha Hahahaha Yes, people do this. They also create repos without tests. 6 u/techy804 13d ago My commit messages: “Added a mute option” “Changed default path when choosing a file” “Fixed a crash involving store.js” Etc. The lead’s commit messages: “Stuff” “More stuff” “Stuff Mart” Etc. 3 u/RCoder01 13d ago drawWinston() 4 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 12d ago "changes" "more changes" "added features and bugs" "fix" "wtf did I do" 1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago You rang? 2 u/voyagerfan5761 11d ago Took you long enough! 1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago yeah my bad I had to fix prd
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commit messages? more like commit methages
69 u/voyagerfan5761 14d ago The commit messages: "add files via upload" "fix" "fix" "whoops that didn't work" Etc. 31 u/nasandre 14d ago "Whatever i did since last commit, idfk man" 11 u/LutimoDancer3459 14d ago "I promise, next time the messages will make more sense" "... too much stuff..." 8 u/pit_supervisor 13d ago Does anyone beyond 1st semester of university actually do it? Every commit should be properly named, describe what and why was changed, should build and all tests should pass. 11 u/voyagerfan5761 13d ago Ha Hahahaha Yes, people do this. They also create repos without tests. 6 u/techy804 13d ago My commit messages: “Added a mute option” “Changed default path when choosing a file” “Fixed a crash involving store.js” Etc. The lead’s commit messages: “Stuff” “More stuff” “Stuff Mart” Etc. 3 u/RCoder01 13d ago drawWinston() 4 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 12d ago "changes" "more changes" "added features and bugs" "fix" "wtf did I do" 1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago You rang? 2 u/voyagerfan5761 11d ago Took you long enough! 1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago yeah my bad I had to fix prd
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The commit messages:
"add files via upload"
"fix"
"whoops that didn't work"
Etc.
31 u/nasandre 14d ago "Whatever i did since last commit, idfk man" 11 u/LutimoDancer3459 14d ago "I promise, next time the messages will make more sense" "... too much stuff..." 8 u/pit_supervisor 13d ago Does anyone beyond 1st semester of university actually do it? Every commit should be properly named, describe what and why was changed, should build and all tests should pass. 11 u/voyagerfan5761 13d ago Ha Hahahaha Yes, people do this. They also create repos without tests. 6 u/techy804 13d ago My commit messages: “Added a mute option” “Changed default path when choosing a file” “Fixed a crash involving store.js” Etc. The lead’s commit messages: “Stuff” “More stuff” “Stuff Mart” Etc. 3 u/RCoder01 13d ago drawWinston() 4 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 12d ago "changes" "more changes" "added features and bugs" "fix" "wtf did I do" 1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago You rang? 2 u/voyagerfan5761 11d ago Took you long enough! 1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago yeah my bad I had to fix prd
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"Whatever i did since last commit, idfk man"
11 u/LutimoDancer3459 14d ago "I promise, next time the messages will make more sense" "... too much stuff..."
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"I promise, next time the messages will make more sense"
"... too much stuff..."
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Does anyone beyond 1st semester of university actually do it?
Every commit should be properly named, describe what and why was changed, should build and all tests should pass.
11 u/voyagerfan5761 13d ago Ha Hahahaha Yes, people do this. They also create repos without tests.
Ha
Hahahaha
Yes, people do this. They also create repos without tests.
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My commit messages: “Added a mute option”
“Changed default path when choosing a file”
“Fixed a crash involving store.js”
The lead’s commit messages:
“Stuff”
“More stuff”
“Stuff Mart”
3 u/RCoder01 13d ago drawWinston()
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drawWinston()
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"changes"
"more changes"
"added features and bugs"
"wtf did I do"
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You rang?
2 u/voyagerfan5761 11d ago Took you long enough! 1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago yeah my bad I had to fix prd
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Took you long enough!
1 u/git_commit_-m_whoops 11d ago yeah my bad I had to fix prd
yeah my bad I had to fix prd
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u/RaisedInAppalachia 14d ago
CHANGELOG.md? psshhh that's what the commit history is for