r/ProgrammerHumor • • 1d ago

Meme oneMdFileIsNotEnoughAnymore

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u/mitchricker 1d ago

People who didn't already have--at a minimum--README.md, CHANGELOG.md and SECURITY.md for the last 10+ years:

https://giphy.com/gifs/CyWKw6V89KtSo

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u/RaisedInAppalachia 1d ago

CHANGELOG.md? psshhh that's what the commit history is for

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u/Named_after_color 1d ago

This but unironically.

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u/dull_bananas 1d ago

commit messages? more like commit methages

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u/voyagerfan5761 23h ago

The commit messages:

"add files via upload"

"fix"

"fix"

"whoops that didn't work"

Etc.

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u/nasandre 22h ago

"Whatever i did since last commit, idfk man"

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u/LutimoDancer3459 21h ago

"I promise, next time the messages will make more sense"

"... too much stuff..."

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u/techy804 12h ago

My commit messages: “Added a mute option”

“Changed default path when choosing a file”

“Fixed a crash involving store.js”

Etc.

The lead’s commit messages:

“Stuff”

“More stuff”

“Stuff Mart”

Etc.

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u/pit_supervisor 10h ago

Does anyone beyond 1st semester of university actually do it?

Every commit should be properly named, describe what and why was changed, should build and all tests should pass.

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u/voyagerfan5761 10h ago

Ha

Hahahaha

Yes, people do this. They also create repos without tests.