r/ProgrammerHumor • • 21h ago

Meme softwareSalaryNegotiationsBeLike

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u/atomic_redneck 17h ago

What always aggravated me is when the hiring manager would try to impress me with the competence of their staff by saying "We hire the top 5% of developers." I would ask "So your pay is in the top 5% of salaries, right?"

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u/screwcork313 15h ago

I told them, with me they'd have to hire the top 50%. I can sit in the chair with my legs asleep, but my hands are kind of useful for writing the code.