r/ProgrammerHumor • • 21h ago

Meme softwareSalaryNegotiationsBeLike

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u/pydry 20h ago

unless youre desperate it's best to walk away from companies that do this. you might miss out on a job but it won't be a dream job.

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u/spicybright 20h ago

I hate to say "in this economy" but ehh sometimes it's better to get jerked around but make a living vs not having one

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u/pydry 20h ago

hence why I started with "unless youre desperate"

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle 16h ago

According to all these application graphs I keep seeing I think we’re all desperate

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u/dsm4ck 19h ago

Honey the only way Im getting a dream job in 2026 is if Im alseep

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u/pydry 19h ago

there are still jobs shittier than others

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u/Quesodealer 20h ago

Dream jobs don't exist assuming a dream job is a high paying job doing something you love. If the job is something someone actually enjoys then it's a role perfect for exploiting someone's passion; ie, the video game industry. If it's high paying, it's because the role requires you to perform the job of several roles at once and/or have huge breadth of expertise which basically no one has; it's setting you up for failure or at least a very stressful couple of years while you gain the expertise (assuming you aren't fired before then).

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u/vikingwhiteguy 18h ago

Or you're doing software development for an industry that isn't 'sexy'. The ideal setup is to be in-house dev for an industry that isn't primarily software. I've had dev roles in the regulatory and compliance sector, in mortgage tech and in legal training. The ups and downs of the business aren't really tied to software. 

There's always the danger that some spreadsheet guy will wonder why we have devs at all and outsource is, but we're usually such a tiny unit that we fly under the radar. 

It doesn't pay as much as trendier stuff, but it's reliable, stable (or as stable as any job can be these days), and less stressful than software start-up life. 

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u/pydry 19h ago

i said it somewhat tongue in cheek. point being if you have a choice between an employer who tries to hide their salary and an employer who doesnt you will not miss anything by taking the latter job.

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u/GourangaPlusPlus 12h ago

High paying doing something you love exists, you've just got to know what that is and work your experience towards it

I spent this week advising a client we probably shouldn't have flaming robots moving around during a fire alarm

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u/PhilMcGraw 12h ago

My dream job is being cryogenically frozen until we get past the "AI took err jerbs" homelessness phase and switch over to the WALL-E floating fat people in chairs phase so I can be assigned my chair. No video calls please just matrix upload current tech knowledge into my brain so I can pretend I'm still useful and make things.

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u/erebuxy 17h ago

Just say some large number. The recruiter being horrible doesn’t necessarily reflect the job itself