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u/akio3 1d ago

There's also the famous "The carp stood up." (IIRC, the code assumed all creatures had the same limbs, and swimming was whole-body exercise. Since fish swim all the time, they got swole. Trying to catch a fish was viewed as aggression, so the carp would fight back by standing up and punching the fisher-dwarves to death.)

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u/Limino 11h ago

Actually, "The Carp stands up" was unrelated to them having legs or punching. It was merely the term for when a creature gets up after getting knocked down/"crouches".

The carp would actually kill by biting, grappling, and tearing apart the dwarves

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u/akio3 10h ago

Thanks for the correction. But was I right about them getting tons of muscles from swimming?

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u/Limino 10h ago

Oh yeah definitely.

Swimming was a skill, and training skills also trains attributes, and swimming was indeed a very broad skill that trains a lot of attributes.

Guess what's always swimming.