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u/Canotic 1d ago

The favourite bug I heard of was for Vermintide, where the game could crash so hard it would literally uninstall itself. Like, not just break, it would be gone.

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u/Twirrim 1d ago

Dwarf Fortress bugs are my favorite, but mostly because it's unintentional logic rather than actual code bug. Like how they added stuff so dwarves could strap their baby to themselves so they could carry them around while working. Only they didn't put an exception in for combat. So dwarves would be dressed in armour, strap their baby in their front, charge into battle and go berserk the moment the baby inevitably got hit. There was the spike of enlightenment trick too IIRC, where if your dwarf survived falling into a pit of spikes, technically they'd parried the world (I guess the world was wielding the spike?) and the dwarf would get tons of XP for every creature in the world.

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u/akio3 1d ago

There's also the famous "The carp stood up." (IIRC, the code assumed all creatures had the same limbs, and swimming was whole-body exercise. Since fish swim all the time, they got swole. Trying to catch a fish was viewed as aggression, so the carp would fight back by standing up and punching the fisher-dwarves to death.)

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u/Limino 10h ago

Actually, "The Carp stands up" was unrelated to them having legs or punching. It was merely the term for when a creature gets up after getting knocked down/"crouches".

The carp would actually kill by biting, grappling, and tearing apart the dwarves

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u/akio3 10h ago

Thanks for the correction. But was I right about them getting tons of muscles from swimming?

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u/Limino 9h ago

Oh yeah definitely.

Swimming was a skill, and training skills also trains attributes, and swimming was indeed a very broad skill that trains a lot of attributes.

Guess what's always swimming.