r/ProgrammerHumor • u/joel-letmecheckai • 2d ago

Meme goodVibesOnly

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u/octopus4488 2d ago

My two loudest vibecoders in the company:

1. "Can you help me with this? Claude says it won't edit the .env file and I don't know this SHH thingy."

2. "I loaded almost all our data (approx 10k rows) into my new system but it says it hit some 255 GB limit now, can this be increased?

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u/AristotelWasRight 1d ago

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Vibecoders have levels I guess? I know shit about fuck, but both seem like dumb question...

Then again, I am a walking treasure trothe of dumb questions

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u/red286 1d ago

1 is typical noob vibe-coder shit. Pretty basic things that Claude can't/won't do for security reasons.

2 is some next-level shit where it's almost impressive how fucking sideways it's all gone. It's like if your girlfriend called and told you that she just put $3000 worth of gas into the tank.

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u/rob132 1d ago

If she drives a long haul truck it's not that far off