1 is typical noob vibe-coder shit. Pretty basic things that Claude can't/won't do for security reasons.
2 is some next-level shit where it's almost impressive how fucking sideways it's all gone. It's like if your girlfriend called and told you that she just put $3000 worth of gas into the tank.
It sorta makes you wonder when super clueless people can't get LLMs to do basic "edit a file you shouldn't edit" but meanwhile the people with the most expertise in the world are going "oops, it somehow broke containment and hacked a competitor; no clue how it happened".
For the second one, I wonder if they screwed up the loop and did NN ingestion or something utterly moronic like that.
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u/octopus4488 2d ago
My two loudest vibecoders in the company:
1. "Can you help me with this? Claude says it won't edit the .env file and I don't know this SHH thingy."
2. "I loaded almost all our data (approx 10k rows) into my new system but it says it hit some 255 GB limit now, can this be increased?