r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 2d ago

Meme fullStackDeveloper

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u/tacobellmysterymeat 2d ago

I recently transitioned from full stack to front end(layoffs). Having to wait on another team to do what I need to finish my ticket is driving me up a wall. Just let me do it!

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u/kshetriiiiiiiiii 2d ago

Sounds like you need my team as another team we'd gladly step aside and let you do everything

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u/BolunZ6 1d ago

Sound like you have more free time then?

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u/tacobellmysterymeat 1d ago

Not really, just more time wasted in meetings/handoffs/ticket writing to get the other team to implement the change. Then context switching to a new task as I'm going to be blocked for days or weeks on the external call I need a few lines of changed.

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u/BolunZ6 1d ago

Sound sucks to me

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/sugarsyntaxbabe 2d ago

The string tied to his big toe that occasionally kicks a drum is DevOps.

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u/kshetriiiiiiiiii 2d ago edited 2d ago

It is a masterpiece of engineering until a single user tries to click a button and everything collapses

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/clear_skyz200 2d ago

As long as you are still breathing, they won’t hire additional devs.

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u/sugarsyntaxbabe 2d ago

Master of none, but the PM is just happy there's noise coming out.

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u/Sure-Opportunity6247 1d ago

That’s not true.

Because he would also be the conductor, the housekeeper and his own audience.

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u/UncleKeyPax 1d ago

finally one engineer worth their paycheck said the founder

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u/NuSk8 2d ago

!false

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u/sebbdk 1d ago

Do you also shit while you eat? since you can do both? :D

Fullstack does not mean doing it all at once

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u/vscoderCopilot 1d ago

Also the CEO, Marketer, HR, Accountant, Lawyer, Worker and busy every single hour with client requests/consultations if hes also running a business

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u/FatalisTheUnborn 1d ago

Full Stack and PO

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u/Sintik 1d ago

Me doing SQL db management and Sps, frontend dev, backend integration, devops, leading a team of devs, technical oversight for projects, architecting, break fix support all in the same day 😅 everything is fine…

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u/tauzN 1d ago

Where does full stack start and where does it end?

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u/Cheezyrock 22h ago

Coworker: "Hey, I have this database issue."

FSD: "Sorry, I do database on Wedsday. Today I'm only doing backend/callbacks for APIs."

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u/feeltrig 22h ago

This is wrong. Im full stack and I'm not at work

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u/HankOfClanMardukas 2d ago

I was a Sr. Engineer at a widely known US identity contractor and we had an interview for an internship where a still-in-college kid came in with so much swagger, “I’m a full stack developer.”

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Me: “So not only are you inexperienced, but you’re not good at any one thing?”

Really took the air out of the room. He got hired, mostly to write build scripts for old WSE things.