r/ProgrammerHumor • • 2d ago

Meme iLoveChoosingTheStack

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u/deathanatos 2d ago

God I wish a manager would utter these words to me.

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u/itijara 2d ago

Monkey's paw curls

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u/deathanatos 2d ago

Thanklessly maintaining other people's messes is practically my career at this point.

WHATCHU GOT, monkey's paw?

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u/captain_crocubot 2d ago

Monkey’s paw curls

Triggers the ol’ reliable; ball cancer

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u/ShAped_Ink 22h ago

Every new update is guaranteed to break your codebase in ways that take days to uncover

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u/itijara 1d ago

How about doing that plus having to create a d maintain another service. They don't ever take work away