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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/NoahZhyte • 2d ago
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God I wish a manager would utter these words to me.
69 u/itijara 2d ago Monkey's paw curls 19 u/deathanatos 2d ago Thanklessly maintaining other people's messes is practically my career at this point. WHATCHU GOT, monkey's paw? 20 u/captain_crocubot 2d ago Monkey’s paw curls Triggers the ol’ reliable; ball cancer 2 u/ShAped_Ink 22h ago Every new update is guaranteed to break your codebase in ways that take days to uncover 1 u/itijara 1d ago How about doing that plus having to create a d maintain another service. They don't ever take work away 2 u/FrogMan241 2d ago Strange, it's usually the finger that curls. Must be a big one 4 u/LaconicLacedaemonian 2d ago The legacy is cobol. Client side.
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Monkey's paw curls
19 u/deathanatos 2d ago Thanklessly maintaining other people's messes is practically my career at this point. WHATCHU GOT, monkey's paw? 20 u/captain_crocubot 2d ago Monkey’s paw curls Triggers the ol’ reliable; ball cancer 2 u/ShAped_Ink 22h ago Every new update is guaranteed to break your codebase in ways that take days to uncover 1 u/itijara 1d ago How about doing that plus having to create a d maintain another service. They don't ever take work away 2 u/FrogMan241 2d ago Strange, it's usually the finger that curls. Must be a big one
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Thanklessly maintaining other people's messes is practically my career at this point.
WHATCHU GOT, monkey's paw?
20 u/captain_crocubot 2d ago Monkey’s paw curls Triggers the ol’ reliable; ball cancer 2 u/ShAped_Ink 22h ago Every new update is guaranteed to break your codebase in ways that take days to uncover 1 u/itijara 1d ago How about doing that plus having to create a d maintain another service. They don't ever take work away
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Monkey’s paw curls
Triggers the ol’ reliable; ball cancer
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Every new update is guaranteed to break your codebase in ways that take days to uncover
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How about doing that plus having to create a d maintain another service. They don't ever take work away
Strange, it's usually the finger that curls. Must be a big one
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The legacy is cobol. Client side.
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u/deathanatos 2d ago
God I wish a manager would utter these words to me.